Hello, I am Joey Hines and you have just stepped into my brain. It is difficult to find words to describe me, but let
me put it this way. Everything that has happened throughout history has happened for one reason: so that I could be born.
That's right, I am the point of the universe. And now that I'm here, I am going to put up an awesome website for everyone
to look at and be amazed. (Be amazed or I'll stab you.)
Basically, this is very much like any of my notebooks; very disorganized and with no real focus. Don't worry, everyone's
welcome here, there are no "secret clubs" [looks around] or anything. There will be writings that I do from time to time,
maybe I'll put up a blog, you can play my brilliant video games, photos of me may be spread around mercilessly, and of course
we have the one and only [drumroll] Advice Column! That's right, YOU can send me your problems and I'll give you advice!
Aren't you excited? Go ahead, SEND, SEND, SEND! (Please note that any advice Joey gives you will probably be
dangerous and/or useless. We urge you not to follow it.)
FEBRUARY 2006
Ah, life is good. I know, I'm not technically supposed to have one, which is why you're all mad at me for
hardly doing anything this January here on the site. Well, I promise to get back to work here, as I was very depressed when
seeing that I got a total of one advice column letter last month. Yeah, thanks a lot guys. Nice to know you care. So here's
a link to the Advice Column in case you forgot where it was. If you'd personally like to talk to me or any of the other crazy visitors to the site,
feel free to make use of JOEY HINES: THE MESSAGE BOARD. Other than that, have fun, be careful, and don't be a pig. Lata!
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