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Ok, the Holidays, how fun, hanging around with family, friends,
Hobos, Fire Marshals, and even the occasional
Michael Jackson. But, what you don't know is that the Holidays were started by Nazis. Yep, that's right. How might I explain?
Hmm, not sure, but I know it's true. And what lots of people don't know is that every Holiday season George Bush watches the "Charlie
Brown Christmas Special" to study ways to choose that special Christmas tree for the White House. The Holidays are now all
about presents, not about the Birth of Jesus. I asked one kid in school, "So, how are celebrating the Birth of Jesus?" and
he responded, "Jesus is a comic book, I'm getting an iPod." I was apalled, first did I realize that Jesus was an illustrated
cartoon publised in the newspaper, and that that spoiled brat is getting an iPod, while I get my cough medicine. That's
it, cough medicine. My dad says, "Your going to be needing it when you work in those Coal Mines!" And what is that coal used
for? TO WARM THAT KID'S HOUSE THAT IS GETTING THE IPOD!!! Ok, well, I'm getting off track. Well,
the Holidays were once a happy time, where we would worship the Birth of our Savior. Now, it's a time where all these spoiled
kids get stuff they don't deserve. And, if they don't get what they want, they go on a mass homicide, I've seen it happen.
This one time a kid wanted a Submachine gun, and his parents gave him a Nerf gun. He pulled out his Winchester Shotgun and
blasted them a new tommorow. Whoops, umm, yeah, Happy Holidays!
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