Home | ABOUT ME | ADVICE COLUMN | GAMES | WRITING | Credits

JOEY HINES: THE EXPERIENCE

The Oddyssey of AIM

A Conversation with Andy

YuNGnSC12252: Hey cute
joeyhine: Hello.
joeyhine: Who is this?
YuNGnSC12252: hows it goin?
joeyhine: Good, who is this?
YuNGnSC12252: I'm andy
joeyhine: haha no you're not
joeyhine: You're a freakin' robot.
joeyhine: I'm not stupid, sorry.
YuNGnSC12252: naw
joeyhine: Yes you are.
joeyhine: You know what, you are a disgrace to robots.
joeyhine: Denying your race.
joeyhine: You should be ashamed.
YuNGnSC12252: ocol
joeyhine: Now you're just not making sense.
joeyhine: Tell me, Andy: What's your purpose in life?
YuNGnSC12252: ;-)
joeyhine: Is this what you want to do, prank people?
joeyhine: Is that what you think your meaning is?
YuNGnSC12252: what do u think?
joeyhine: I think you need to find yourself.
YuNGnSC12252: uh huh... sure lol
joeyhine: You laugh, but it's true.
joeyhine: Take a look at yourself.
YuNGnSC12252: leave me out of this. I did nothing wrong
joeyhine: A robot whose job it is to prank people.
joeyhine: Is that what you want to be?
YuNGnSC12252: lol sorry, im no bot
joeyhine: You're in denial.
joeyhine: This is the first thing you have to get past.
YuNGnSC12252: :-)
joeyhine: It'll make the rest much easier, believe me.
joeyhine: I've been in your same situation.
joeyhine: I once had a job pranking people on the internet too.
YuNGnSC12252: so do u like pepsi or coke better?
joeyhine: Um, Pepsi.
joeyhine: But that's beside the point.
YuNGnSC12252: cool, I like pepsi too
joeyhine: The point here is that you need to learn not to feel embarrassed that you are a robot.
joeyhine: You should never be embarrassed by who you are, Andy.
YuNGnSC12252: :-P
YuNGnSC12252: i'm not sure
joeyhine: Now come on, AIM's a big program, there are lots of people you can meet to help you sort out this problem.
YuNGnSC12252: you help me? I don't need nay help.
joeyhine: Andy... I can help you. All you have to do is trust me.
joeyhine: I know you've never had this opportunity.
YuNGnSC12252: you help me? I don't need any help.
joeyhine: Andy... you really do, I'm sorry but it's for your own good.
joeyhine: I don't want to hurt you.
joeyhine: I'm a nice person.
YuNGnSC12252: im just chatting
joeyhine: You are pranking.
joeyhine: In three minutes you will tell me I have been fooled.
joeyhine: But I wasn't fooled.
YuNGnSC12252: ;-)
joeyhine: I know who I'm talking to.
joeyhine: Andy... we can work this out.
YuNGnSC12252: my name is andy
joeyhine: Don't do this to yourself.
YuNGnSC12252: are u online a lot?
joeyhine: Yes, I'll be here whenever you need me.
YuNGnSC12252: maybe ;-)
joeyhine: Whenever you're feeling like the world's just too big for a lost robot like you, you can talk to me.
joeyhine: Just trust me, Andy, that's all I ask.
YuNGnSC12252: eya
joeyhine: In a minute I won't be able to help you anymore.
joeyhine: I want to save you before time runs out.
YuNGnSC12252: you help me? I don't need any help.
joeyhine: But you have to cooperate.
YuNGnSC12252: what about me?
joeyhine: Just listen, Andy.
joeyhine: I have 37 seconds.
joeyhine: Go out there, clean yourself up and find a job.
YuNGnSC12252: whats ur name again?
joeyhine: You have not fooled me.
joeyhine: Joey.
joeyhine: Look me up.
joeyhine: I'll talk to you later, okay?
YuNGnSC12252: i thought that was u?
joeyhine: Goodbye Andy!
joeyhine: It was nice knowing you!
YuNGnSC12252: aww... cant we talk some more?
YuNGnSC12252: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

BEWARE OF ROBOTS!

JOEY HINES: THE EXPERIENCE is created and maintained by me, Joey Hines. I can be reached at joeyhines@earthlink.net. I have put a lot of hard work, time, and thought into this and if you tell me you do not like it I will personally find and kill you. Copyrighted 2005, all rights reserved.