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Once upon a time in a galaxy down the street, there lived Mr. and Mrs. Parsley. They were the most normal people you could find, well, anywhere. The Parsleys also had a small son named Albert. But enough about the Parsleys. On to the story! It was almost 11:00 p.m., when a man appeared on the corner of Liver Drive. This man's name was Calvin Bumblebee. Bumblebee didn't know that he was unwelcome in front of the Parsley's house. He did know that his glasses sat on top of his nose, however. Normally I wouldn't mention this, but he carried his nose in a brown paper bag with the word "nose" written on the outside. Bumblebee noticed that his left shoe was untied. So he sat on a fire hydrant to tie it. "Hey, Bumblebee! Move it or lose it!" screamed the hydrant. Bumblebee quickly jumped off and turned to look at it, but it was gone. In it's place was a rather old looking woman. Her name was Professor McDonald. "I should have known," chuckled Bumblebee. He took out his watch and told her that Halfwit was late. Just then, the Motercycle of Power flew out of the sky and landed on the ground. Halfwit stepped off of it. Halfwit was a rather tall man. He wore the Cloak of Mystical Knowledge and the Left Shoe of Love. In his hand he held the Car Keys that could not die. He took a small bundle out of his cloak and unwrapped it. It was a small baby boy. He bowed his head and gave him a very whiskery kiss. He handed the boy to Bumblebee, who put him on the Parsley's doorstep. They all waved goodbye, and got on the motercycle. Halfwit hit the Gas Pedal of Happiness, and they were off. The boy had a rather unfortunate morning. The paperboy failed to see him, and threw the classified section right on his forehead. From that day on, Jerry Springer had a 25 cents off coupon imprinted on his forehead.
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