Edwin Can't Tipe.

         I am saleing a red car it is a Saturn it is nice and smooth it is cool. The car is $3560 call #6454190

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For sale! Hurry and get here!

         Dogs for sale. We have labor dogs, collie dogs, a beagal dog, and a half beagal and dalmation dog. We also have chihuahuas. Come buy them now before the sale is gone! Sincerely, Selena.

         We have cars for sale! We have a sportscar, a voltswagon, a Toyota, Hondas, even Saturns! We have all sorts! Come and get them now! Sincerely, Selena.

Chapter 3

Amanda's Found Dog.

Found dog!!!!

         11 months old, dark, deep, and beautiful eyes. Really smart. Can do tricks. Light, brown, hair.

Chapter 4

Dalmations For Sale.  

         Beautiful dalmation. A very fast runner. Good with cats and children. Rarely eats table scraps. He's nine weeks old. Only $550.67. If you are interested in buying this dog, please call us at 695-5774. Thanks for your time and remember that's 695-5774.

Chapter 5

Funny Fabian and Humor Hines

         Fabian for sale! $1.02! Mail in for his cool little necklass medallion thing! Comes with dog, house, and two siblings! Buy the president's social security guard! This is a complete waste of time(yours). Big strong guy, spiked hair, blue and gray jacket. Hazel eyes, green teeth, black hair. Jeans, too! Why in the world am I writing this? Striped shirt. I'm running out of room! Comes with free Nikes! Buy him or fight him! Knows Spanish! Laughs like "Zzzzzzzzz." Entitled "A Whole Lot of Nonsense." A green something-or-other car comes with him as well! Comes with soap, thread, needle, or toilet paper! Collect all four! Trade with friends!

Joey Hines