Sorry, but even though you defeated Joey and escaped Gabbaloobachungfong, there are several reasons why you did
not win the game.
1. You smashed a mirror. This is the beginning of your bad luck.
2. Quickie Simmons's intestine landed on your head. You obviously weren't paying attention to my creature descriptions
because I told you he was poisonous.
3. Last but not least, as you left the throne room to go enjoy your freedom, you noticed an inscription on the wall that
read:
"Worse things than death lie in the black
If you use your browser to go back..."
Now, we both know that you were using that back button all the time. Don't lie to me. I'm really sorry, but this is just
the way things are.
