You find a door in the dark and open it. You are showered in immense light. You make the quite easy connection that this
is the light you had seen from a distance earlier. The room before you is a brilliant throne room, with jewels encrested on
the doorknob and mobiles on the ceiling made of dollar bills. Even the carpet is golden. And there, sitting in the throne,
is Joey Hines.
"I've been expecting you," he says, smiling evilly. "I saw you coming in my crystal ball. It was I who arranged the attack
on your
home planet. It was I who ordered my troops to kill your friends. And yes, it was I who stole the cookies from the cookie jar."
"No!" you scream in despair.
"And now, I am going to kill you. There is no escape. If you are going to stop me, you have about a second to do it."
JOEY HINES
This man is God. You can't win.
