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JOEY HINES: THE EXPERIENCE

ABOUT ME

The Man Behind the Monitor

How many times have you found yourself sitting at your computer desk asking, "Who is Joey Hines?" Wonder no longer, my friend; I have all the answers. I am Joey Hines. Yes, I am responsible for this entire waste of webspace. If you feel like killing me, go ahead and get in line. I am a fourteen-year-old writer/musician/actor who lives in Las Vegas. Yes, there are houses in Las Vegas. No, I don't live next door to any movie stars. Here's a picture of me:

BWA HA HA!

*cough* My immediate family consists of:
 
-My mother, Nicole

This is how she'd like you to remember her.

-My father, Alan

Dad: Hands of Fate

-My brother, David

It'll be a hot time in the old town tonight

-My other brother, Mike, who is younger than Dave but older than me

IF WE DIDN'T LIKE CHEESY POOFS, WE'D BE lame.

-My cousin, Jennifer

She's the one with the blue dress in the back.

-My other cousin, Cheryl, who is younger than Jennifer and yes, also younger than me

Pumpkin head

-My homedawg, Gizmo

What me worry?

-And the ever-neglected cat, Gold

Some people will tell you that I don't have any friends. They are wrong. For instance, I got this guy:

The name's Hawk. Spy Hawk.

...I also know this guy who lives in Pennsylvania. Well, I've never actually met him or anything. But I know who he is and he knows who I am. At least I think he knows who I am. Okay, fine, it's true, I don't have any friends. Got a problem with me?
 
One of the things I don't do is art. As in visual art; pencil, paper, paints, blah blah yadda yadda. I tried art once. This is what happened:

IT'S ALIVE!

Anyway...
 
I am a member of the Rainbow Company Theatre Ensemble. It's an awesome group of people and I have learned a great deal from them. I play in the varsity orchestra at Las Vegas Academy of International Studies and the Performing and Visual Arts. I'm pretty much just your average guy. There's not too much special about me except that I have this website. Much like I am still growing, however, this section is still likely to grow and be filled with more bad pictures and useless information. Until then, feel free to either enjoy the rest of the site or run away screaming in terror.

For more detailed information on how Joey got to be where he is today, read THE STORY OF A LOSER.

JOEY HINES: THE EXPERIENCE is created and maintained by me, Joey Hines. I can be reached at joeyhines@earthlink.net. I have put a lot of hard work, time, and thought into this and if you tell me you do not like it I will personally find and kill you. Copyrighted 2005, all rights reserved.